With yesterday's implosion of the Worldly Health Obfuscators, or WHO, it became paramount for plague architects to choose a successor both quickly and wisely to create a new carrot on a new stick to captivate a befuddled public and successfully guide us through these troubling times.
Yesterday lifetime bureaucrat and Czar of Public Health Dr. Andy B Falsely was filmed in a very compromising position performing frantic CPR on the Official Narrative, eventually flogging it unsuccessfully with a soggy N-95 mask.
Sadly for him, the image etched indelibly into the psyche of America, and indeed the world, was that the mask was just as worthless at flogging the narrative back to health as it had been to prevent any type of disease.
Tonight we have the new health czar, Winston Sourdough, who is tasked with leading us through the plandemic of boogeyman paranoia. He offers this cautionary advice:
ROOTS AND WEEDS
>Said the potentate of health in his latest decree:
You can't fight this disease with roots and weeds
You can try all you like but you'll be down on your knees
Crawling back to me saying “Please, baby, please!”
>So mix up your concoctions made of seeds and berries
In case you forgot, that's food for squirrels and canaries!
You'll suffer all day and then the sun will go down
And when it comes up tomorrow I'll still be wearing my crown
>So flip on the TV and have another beer
You're all at the mercy of our social engineers
So just roll up your sleeves and we"ll take another stab
At protecting your health with our latest toxic jab…..
….to be continued